crisontumblr:

I can’t be the only one who thought of this, right?

coalgirls:

when someone in the class has the same name as u

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unimpressedcats:

*kill bill sirens*

unimpressedcats:

*kill bill sirens*

I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.
— Jean-Paul Satre (via vinterblod213)

aperture-of-consciousness:

twerknugget:

rule #47837482130 of tumblr

if ur australian everyone automatically likes u 

Fuck off I hate 90% of you that I have to share this prison island with 

ayesiwmae:

there’s a speedrun of the video game adaptation of Clue that’s 3 seconds long and consists of the runner baselessly accusing someone on the first turn and getting everything right

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

sneakmouse:

follow for more soft white trash

sneakmouse:

follow for more soft white trash

saccstry:

Crystal Tears 

saccstry:

Crystal Tears